Because they certainly aren’t hanging out on Match.com or OkStupid. Not that I’ve bothered to log onto either site lately, but they both insist on letting me know who’s been checking out my profile. Er, I could do without the awesome array of newly paroled contestants that they seem to think are good matches for me. It appears that although no-one new and decent can be bothered to look at my profile, I do seem to have a long line of repeat visitors. Yey me. Let’s see, Fanny Pack has looked at my profile every day for a week. Irish Guy has resurfaced to stalk my profile as well. Then there is the guy that I met for coffee last year, decided he was WAY too nice for me, then never went out with him again until he started contacting me again and pretty much begged me to meet up again (plus he has a place in Rocky Point) so I finally agreed. Only to have him decide that I was in fact, a bitch, and cancel on me the day we were to meet and pretty much let me know that he thought my personality sucked via e-mail. Uhm, okay. Stop looking at my profile then you big weirdo. Unless you’re planning on inviting me to Rocky Point, that is. 
The cutest guy that showed up on either of my list of notices was 26 years old. And lives in Kansas. Maybe it’s time to move. I suppose it is time for me to buckle down and actually put a tiny bit of effort into this again. I know you can all tell how amazingly enthused I am about this. 
The guy who was too nice seems like if he has issues with himself, he can’t take rejection.
And I don’t know where are all the good men, they are not in Surrey either
uh, the ‘too nice’ guy does have issues …. he looked at his lap the whole time we were together on our silly coffee ‘interview’ …. I think all the good guys are in North Dakota…
North Dakota??? Doesn’t sound very appealing but if that’s where they are, shall I pack my suitcases?
I think that’s where we may have to go SG
Kansas! Well then, perhaps I could be your Happy Hour compadre then. (Well, if I didn’t have to work until 5 all the time).
Maybe I do need to head to the Midwest for a look see ….
And no worries about working until 5 (like most of the general population), happy hours usually last until 6 or 7 
If you find out where all the good guys went…lemme know. I’d like directions.
If I find out where they are hiding, you will absolutely be one of the 1st to know. AFTER I pick one out for myself.