2012 Cliff’s Notes

Welcome to the 3rd year running of me tracking each and every one of my craptastic stellar experiences in the world of online dating.  Please feel free to make fun of me, feel sorry for me, whatever it is you need to do to realize that your luck isn’t that bad.  Learn from me, empathize with me, support me, berate me.  I am who I am, and that isn’t going to change.

Feel free to look back on my previous years’ ‘Cliff’s Notes’ for comparison purposes.  I don’t seem to be improving with age.  Damn.

As I haven’t had a date yet in 2012 (c’mon, it’s only January 7th for crying out loud; and I seem to be running out of candidates) so have no guys to make fun of list, I will start out by making a little cheat sheet of some of my favorite ‘grey goose-isms’.  Which really means words that I made up or euphemisms for things that normal adults wouldn’t use.  Being as I have the mental maturity of a 12 year old though ………

Craptastic = awesome (in a not so awesome way)

Bitchtastic = my usual MO for dealing with idiots as in, ‘I wrote a bitchtastic message in response’ ……..

Bike Ride = sex

Flat Tire = uhm, a sad speed bump in the quest for a bike ride (viagra, anyone?)

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Wow, quite the gap in dates, huh?  As all of January and most of February were filled with my roller coaster faux non-bf non-relationship with TD, I didn’t do much searching.  Lots of whining and crying and lamely trying to talk him into wanting a relationship with me (yes, I’m THAT big of a loser), but not much internet dating.  Okay, there was none.  Well, that changes today.  February 25th as I have a *gasp* date!  So here we go ……..

TallG: 51, 6’4″ ~ don’t really know much about him yet because, lucky him, my heart’s not really in this (it’s still somewhere at TD’s house I fear), but he seems funny and has planned a fun date to a comedy club.  Have only e-mailed back and forth via craptastic match, so should be interesting.  Hell, at least I get to wear my 5″ wedges that I never got to wear with TD as he hated when I was taller than he was……..uhm, turned out to be a twitchy weirdo with a weak chin and who was in no way in hell only 51.  No 2nd date for him

Body-Building-Accountant ~ kinda funny, kinda complimentary, i’m kinda bored.  meeting him for breakfast next weekend.  yey?