The Life & Times of a 54 Year Old Online Dater

Thoughts on My Experiences In Search of Love & Companionship, 10 Years Running

Let’s Be Honest….. November 15, 2010

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Alright, alright ~ we’re all friends here, right? I mean, all 3 of us, me and the 2 random people who accidentally ended up at my blog. ūüėČ So we all know that vacation was fun, that I love a good martini, that I like to have fun (get your minds out of the gutter), and that this year has pretty much sucked.

Well guess what that means?¬† Apparently when you mix all of those ingredients together, you get an obnoxiously drunk me who doesn’t remember most of what happened after 10pm on most nights from vacation!¬† *hanging head in shame*¬† I know! How embarrassing!¬† I have always been able to hold my alcohol.¬† I swear, I was like the retardedly¬†inappropriate friend that entertains the masses during the trip!¬† Funny in a way, but really sorta sad in another!

Each time I would start to talk about something with my ‘new friend’, he would inform me that we’d already talked about it the night before! Holy shit!¬† I’m boring Aunt Martha who repeats herself all the time!

Here’s the kicker though … as I truly don’t remember all that was discussed (and really wish that I did, ’cause he was a good guy), I just hope I didn’t ‘share’ things that I don’t ‘share’ with people.¬† Again, mind out of the gutters people.¬† As you all have my best interest at heart, I’ll tell you as I’m under the completely misguided security that i’m completely anonymous here. ūüėČ Here’s what I’m hoping beyond hope that I didn’t slur say: I hope I didn’t mention my 2nd job, which I can’t stand ….. I hope I didn’t mention uh, how long it’s been since, well, you know ……. and I HOPE TO GOD I did not share my biggest¬† most pathetic fear of dying alone ……

Ugh! I just really wish I did know what was said.¬† I am the listener and love to learn about others.¬† The fact that I didn’t and *gasp* may have rambled on about myself instead is just mortifying!¬† Wanna know what else is mortifying?¬† One of the parts that I do remember is that I practically threw myself at this poor guy the last 2 nights!¬† Oy, I think I’m socially retarded ……… boo me ……

 

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