Okay, ever heard of a freaky show called Strange Sex? It’s full of stories of just odd sexual behavior. Sex with laundry baskets. Sex in public. Sex with kitchen appliances. All sorts of er, interesting habits. Damn, I can barely remember what sex is like (oh sorry, TMI), yet I chose to watch this oddly revolting yet fascinating show. God knows why ……
Tonight was the story of an older slut, er woman, who goes after younger guys. Much younger guys. You see, this particular granny is 77 years old. 77 YEARS OLD!!!! And the woman gets laid more than anyone I’ve ever heard of! Bitch.
Really? Has it come to this people? A 77 year old woman being squired about town (and the bedroom) by pervs, er I mean guys 50 years her junior.
I feel as if Hattie is mocking me. That bitch. She places ads online (ugh, how desperate, right?) 😉 and gets tons of responses. Did I mention she’s 77 fucking years old? Anyway, at one point in the show she says, while looking directly at me, ‘I don’t know why women are complaining that there are no good guys out there; they’re all in my inbox!’. Now, I don’t know if she was using ‘inbox’ as some sort of a high tech euphamism for her er, dusty old box or not, but I thought her mocking comment was just plain rude. I guess if I wanted to date someone 50 years younger than I was, well, then that would be an ameoba and anything remotely around that age would just land me in jail (for good reason – ick).
Oh, and she dresses like an absolute slut.