So I just decided to go through my phone and delete numbers for people who I haven’t spoken to in oh, say, 100 years and I came across more than 2 dozen douchebags. Not only douchebags, but douchebags from online dating sites. That I have no clue who they are! How do I know they are from online dating sites? Uh, I have this brilliant habit of marking what site they’re on as their last name (as I rarely ever find out/care to find out what their last names actually are). Here’s a sampling of some of the goodies I found tonight:
Mark – OK Cupid
Mark – Match
Mark – Match (different one, go figure)
Mike – Match
Mike – Chemistry
Mike – Match (i know, another dup?)
Jim – POF
Jim – Ok Cupid
David – Chemistry
Ray – E Harmony
Ray – OkCupid
Phil Cutie Patootie (i’m keeping this one 😉 )
Steve – Match
Steve – OkCupid
Chris – OkCupid (yikes! this is that retard, the sprinting fancy pants)
Well, you get the idea. Apparently I only meet guys who have one of four names. And have been on way too many dating sites. I have kept all of the numbers as I think it’s pretty funny that I have so many duplicate names from different sites and have no idea who they are.
Oh, and yeah, I still have Irish Guy in there (and thank god) because I’m afraid if I delete him, he’ll call and I’ll accidentally answer not knowing it’s my heartbroken stalker of a flat tire. Which, btw, came in very handy because although I didn’t even hear my phone, I was notified that he called me over the weekend! Why?!?!?
Oh, and I do have one more name in there, but it belongs to the guy that I refuse to tell you all about 😉 Until tomorrow. After our date. Ahem, our dinner date. Er, our sober dinner date. I’m screwed ……….