So you all know that I’ve posted a stellar picture or two (and by stellar, I mean fairly horrific) that I’ve come across online. Guys with their shirts off, guys with their pants pulled down, guys with a set of women’s legs tossed over their shoulder (remember that one?). I know how visual everyone is, so it’s the least I can do to help out and provide examples. Today however, you’re all on your own. There were just too many to choose from. I understand that guys are passionate about their hobbies. Hiking (so says 99.9% of profiles that I’ve read – uh, bullshit), biking, staying fit, sex, being total tools, leading women on, playing dungeons and dragons, etc…. The crap that these guys list is utterly amazing. They must never sit down, but I digress.
I think it’s great that men have these hobbies. I really don’t need visual confirmation of said hobbies however. I can’t even tell you how many profiles I’ve been sent, winked at from, tripped across with guys holding up dead fish. Really? Is that a turn on? I know that they must be uber proud of their catches and want to prove that when telling friends they caught a 2 foot long trout that it doesn’t get metrically converted to ‘guy length’. I.E. 2 feet = probably 10 inches max. 😉 They want these pics to prove their prowess, their manliness, their ability to put a wiggly worm on a hook and then toss said hook into a body of water while enjoying multiple beers and bragging to their buddies about the total babes they bagged the night before. *bullshit*
I just don’t see what they think is appealing about putting a picture up of them holding a dead fish. On a dating site. Even better? The guys that do this don’t have just one dead fish picture, but several. Er, does this really work for them? I mean, with women other than fish scalers?