It’s official. The well has run dry. No mas bachelors that are ‘perfect’ for me in Phoenix. None. Nada. Zilch. Or anywhere close to Phoenix. Well, at least that’s what craptastic E-Harmony is trying to convince me of. After 2.5 months of them sending me 9 ‘perfect’ matches each and every day that all happen to be under 5’9″ tall, they’ve apparently run out of men. Or I have. Oh, and by ‘perfect’ I mean ‘not in the least bit interesting or attractive to me’. 😉
Anywho, as Phoenix is apparently plum outta guys for me, they have started sending me matches from other cities. Far away cities. Like 2 hours away cities. Apparently Tucson has an overabundance of unattractive short men that E-Harm thought I might be interested in. Guess what? I’m not ………… Thanks you big idiots.