So before I forget (because really, I’m just a dumb Jew and totally forgot it was Easter weekend because my clients for the past 10 years opted to go out-of-town this year – rude!), Happy Easter to all who celebrate. To those of you that don’t, Happy Sunday! Have a cocktail on me! Or 12. 😉
So let’s see, oh yes, guys from the past who I wish would just fall off the face of the earth. Yup, those of you that have been with me for a while can probably guess what’s coming next. That’s right. Guess who called me today? And who I sent directly to voicemail. You got it. Irish Guy. Poor stupid sap. Now honestly, what is he thinking, that he’s going to call up his Jewish ex-gf and wish me a Happy Easter? Yeah, not real fitting. Tell me that he’s thinking of me today as his brother is getting married and he invited me to be his date to the nuptials on our 2nd date 4 months ago? Yeah, not real awesome either. Maybe he thinks I’ve changed my mind about dumping him and just forgot to let him know? Ugh. Granted, if I wasn’t such a stickler for someone who I could consider being with for any length of time to have a real job (or any job for that matter), be just a smidge responsible with his life, have any sort of ‘plan’ for the future, not go through his entire life in a ‘fly by the seat of his pants’ sorta way and not have a terminal case of Peter Pan Syndrome, oh, and lets not forget that pesky ‘flat tire’ problem caused entirely by my dogs, he’d be awesome. If you like mooning semi-obsessive yet oddly self involved short guys that is. Who are very religious. When you’re not. At least he didn’t leave any sort of a rambling message for me. This time ……
In more exciting news, I have been texting with very nice Tall Red (as opposed to snarky Lil’ Red) and we are going to meet up on Tuesday. Now while Lil’ Red is new to town and whined that I had to pick the place to meet as he didn’t know anywhere, Tall Red is also new to town and said he would ‘look into some places’ and let me know. Just like he should. Duh. He seems like a nice guy. He’s got a ‘real’ job that is commissioned and has another job on the side. I find this hugely responsible. Probably because I do the same. Another plus, his side job is being doorman at a very swank bar in town that I have yet to
get drunk at and make an ass of myself try. It’s always good to have friends in high places right? Especially if there could possibly be a line and/or a cover charge to bypass. 🙂 Let’s just hope he isn’t friends with anyone over at Blue Martini where Click forced me to drink way too much and make a spectacle of myself 2 weeks ago. Well, not really a spectacle perse, more of a welcome committee to all cute tall guys who were there. What? I’m a friendly gal………. Anyway, I’ll keep you all posted on that one.
Now as my last entry to this rambling (surprising right?) post. I got a message from a rather cute man on Match today. Of course he is 47 and is only interested in ladies between the ages of 30-45, but I guess I just squeaked in there. I have yet to read his profile as his initial message to me, although highly personalized (not) gives me the impression that he is either not from this country or is from THE country. You be the judge:
“I think we have good match hope we can touch base one with each other”
Now where the heck did I put my improper English decoder ring?
Happy Easter all!