Okay, 1st of all, I’m not. I would never say this. Nor would I do this. I would think it would be uncomfortable to sit ON my laptop for one thing (and the stupid bugger has a friggin’ worm that I can’t get rid of, argh) and secondly, why would I want to broadcast eating? Which we all know I love. But still.
This, my dear friends (the 3 of you that read this) was the subject line of an e-mail that I received from some
tool bag guy on match today. Who’s a lucky girl?! Me! Wanna know what makes me even luckier? I’ll let you see for yourself in the rest of his romantically sweet e-mail. I think I’m in love. Or just trying to decide how many other bachelorettes he sent this to today?
” Dang girl I’m just sitting on my laptop eating pizza scanning Match and you popped up; darn near choked on my pizza…………Lord have mercy girl were (yup he put were instead of where) did you come from ……….. You can’t have been on her long some man would have swept you off your feet by now. We’ll (yup) I’ll be in Mesa, Arizona for training for Boeing for a month in May 8th till June 5th and just didn’t want to eat alone while I was out their (really?) maybe go our have a good time or something like that.
The end. No name, nothing to even allude to the fact that he even read anything in my profile past the fact that I live in Phoenix. Now aside from the stellar run-on-ness of his illiterate message, I’m still confused. Does he want someone to go out and eat with or to have a good time ‘or something’ with?
Now, working with Boeing, you’d think he’d have to be somewhat intelligent, right? Well, unless of course, he cleans their bathrooms. Oh sorry, I mean there. And, btw, there is nothing wrong with cleaning bathrooms, although I sure as hell wouldn’t do it.
I’m dying to send him a ‘fishing’ reply just so I can find out how many women he mass e-mailed with his lovely prose………. 😉 And to see if he still has an opening for me a week from next Tuesday.
Ahhhh, it’s definitely a Monday. There are just some days that I love internet dating more than others. This isn’t one of them ………