Only because I have a ginormous catering event tomorrow that I’m freaking out about (I always do this the day before any event), I am sitting here making my umpteenth blog post for today. Well, I blame Russell for that last one. 😉
So I was obsessing about Tall Red and whether or not he was going to text me today or not, I decided to be a total douche and text him myself. What did I text you’re wondering? Well, as i’m a big bitch and like tell people I do even dumber things than I actually do, I texted my bff Click with something to the effect of ” is it bad that I just texted Big Red? Don’t worry, all I said was “why haven’t you called me?”” Then I went about my business. I just knew that anyone that knows me would realize I was making part of that up. Or maybe the fact that she knows me would lead her to believe that I would indeed send that lame of a text.
Her reply went something like this ” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO …………… “. I think I could actually picture her yelling directly at the phone as she read my message. Hee hee. I sure can entertain the hell out of myself.
Truth of the matter is that I did text Red. Here’s what transpired:
Me: “did you get to work on your tan today during your manny shift” (he watches his cousin’s girlfriend’s daughter sometimes and calls himself a manny)
Him: “no manny shift today. too busy. been painting my bathroom”
Me: “Yikes. Bathrooms are a pain to paint (i like to state the obvious you know) with all those pesky things attached to the wall. Hope it’s going well”
Him: ……………………………….. yeah, still waiting ………………. oh well
Romance at it’s finest, huh? At least I’ll be working all day and evening tomorrow, so I’ll have to obsess about him between serving Wild Mushroom Goat Cheese Tartlettes to the masses. 🙂
Oh, and thanks Click ………… really? Even I’m not that bad …………… usually…………