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Oh Ye Of Little Faith April 27, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 5:40 pm

Only because I have a ginormous catering event tomorrow that I’m freaking out about (I always do this the day before any event), I am sitting here making my umpteenth blog post for today.  Well, I blame Russell for that last one. 😉 

So I was obsessing about Tall Red and whether or not he was going to text me today or not, I decided to be a total douche and text him myself.  What did I text you’re wondering?  Well, as i’m a big bitch and like tell people I do even dumber things than I actually do, I texted my bff Click with something to the effect of ” is it bad that I just texted Big Red?  Don’t worry, all I said was “why haven’t you called me?””  Then I went about my business.  I just knew that anyone that knows me would realize I was making part of that up.  Or maybe the fact that she knows me would lead her to believe that I would indeed send that lame of a text.

Her reply went something like this ” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO …………… “.  I think I could actually picture her yelling directly at the phone as she read my message.  Hee hee.  I sure can entertain the hell out of myself.

Truth of the matter is that I did text Red.  Here’s what transpired:

Me: “did you get to work on  your tan today during your manny shift”  (he watches his cousin’s girlfriend’s daughter sometimes and calls himself a manny)

Him: “no manny shift today.  too busy.  been painting my bathroom”

Me: “Yikes.  Bathrooms are a pain to paint (i like to state the obvious you know) with all those pesky things attached to the wall.  Hope it’s going well”

Him: ……………………………….. yeah, still waiting ………………. oh well

Romance at it’s finest, huh?  At least I’ll be working all day and evening tomorrow, so I’ll have to obsess about him between serving Wild Mushroom Goat Cheese Tartlettes to the masses. 🙂

Oh, and thanks Click ………… really?  Even I’m not that bad …………… usually…………


7 Responses to “Oh Ye Of Little Faith”

  1. Whatever…. you almost had me on the next flight to bitch-slap you and take you back to Blue Martini to mack on a foreign guy 😉 (Foreign meaning any random tool with an accent or just from out-of-state.)

  2. Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

    🙂 haha you have my full permission to bitch slap me if I ever do anything THAT lame. Er, I mean, yes, that’s what I did, uh huh, I just sent a follow up text telling him I think I loved him. What time is your flight?

    (i just sorta gagged during part of that – guess which part?)

  3. Ha Ha – don’t you know you’re supposed to wait a whole month before you tell him you love him. Jeez.

  4. everevie Says:

    Hmm…that whole text exchange does not sound promising. Bastard. Hopefully he proves me wrong.

    Oh, and…funny little joke you pulled there. Remember what you said in your last post about Karma? Don’t be surprised if you accidentally hit “send” on the wrong message to the wrong person…you never know when a little jokey, jokey text saying…”I think I love him”…won’t accidentally be sent it to Big Red himself.

    LOLOLOL!!! Now THAT would be funny! (To me…maybe not to you.)

  5. Surrey gal Says:

    Painting bathroom…. well, well well..
    But I’m not taking the piss, I’m happy to talk about ANYTHING with SSD, even if it was bathrooms… his last sms to me was “at least we have a piano” so who am I to comment on bathrooms 😀

    • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

      haha Surrey gal ~ I don’t think it was the subject matter that I was concerned with, but the lack of response after the initial one ….. shouldn’t he want to stop painting said bathroom to text message with me? 😉

  6. Surrey gal Says:

    And I didn’t even pick up on that! I read it few times again and I still didn’t 😮
    As you noticed yourself, painting bathrooms is tricky, maybe he had his hands dirrrty 😛

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