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Never A Dull Moment May 2, 2011

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Graceful as ever, here are my top 10 ‘classic me’ moments from my Vegas trip:

1) Sauntered right into a closed door at The Bellagio

2) Ya’ know those huge revolving doors that are everywhere in vegas?  The ones that you just walk along with in a circular motion?  Yeah.  Unbeknownst to me, they actually stop sometimes.  Sadly, I didn’t

3) While walking past a group of cute guys feeling all happy with myself for just winning $30 on penny slots, I totally wiped out when I slipped on a wet tile.  Classic move on my part.  Sure, I hurt my ass, my knee and my pride, but I didn’t spill my beer!

4) Every time I left my hotel to head to a different casino, I went the wrong way. Every. Single. Time.

5) I attempted to use my Starbuck’s gift card (compliments of stupid Irish Guy) as my room key

6) Cute 20-something who was drunk as shit hit on me and I actually considered it until his douchey friend, who had gotten married earlier that day, announced he was glad his wife was at a show without him (?). I of course, made some smart assed comment which resulted in me being called a bitch and newleywed guy dragging his cute friend off

7) Walked smack dab into a dollar slot machine while checking out a hottie (way to get his attention)

8.) Locked myself out of my room. Twice.

9) Offered to take ridiculous tourist photos of people standing next to a cardboard Donnie & Marie (and no, although it did cross my mind, I did not intentionally cut their foreheads off in the pic)

10) Attempted to go up the down escalator causing a huge traffic jam. Der….

All in all, I had a great trip. Am not going home totally broke (or with any broken bones) or totally embarrassed about anything.

Thank you Las Vegas for being a great host once again. I must warn you however that I believe I may have left my liver somewhere along the Strip. Please make sure no one trips over it. 🙂


5 Responses to “Never A Dull Moment”

  1. ifUseekAmy Says:

    I’ve done #3… completely wiped out on a wet marble floor, landed smack on my tail bone (and couldn’t sit down for 3 days after), BUT did not spill a drop of beer (and the beer was in a plastic cup).

    #6 kinda happened to my on my last trip to Vegas. A married guy asked me back to his hotel room for a “quickie” two seconds after he finished showing me pics of his 3 month old baby. DOUCHE!

    #8 happened to me twice, as well, but at Caesars…and those effing hotels are so freaking huge that it takes 30 mins to go back to reception.

  2. Emilie Says:

    those are some classic things that can happen to someone on vocation. I know I have done #3 and #6 before but in my case, for #3; I had two sangrias and one baileys coffee in my hands when I slipped and fell down the stairs on my ass (good thing it had only 3 stairs) but I was amazed that I did not spilled one single thing one me (including that hot baileys coffee and give me a 3rd degree burn). Has for #6; well let’s just say there has been no time that I was lucky to not get looked out of my hotel room has this is a classic thing for me, I seem to always look myself out at least once during vocation.

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