I couldn’t make this shit up. I kinda, sorta, not really feel bad about doing this as I bet ADD is a genuinely nice guy and I do keep egging him on, but in response to his last headache inducing message to me I replied that I had just gotten back from Vegas so was catching up on work, that I found his boat analogy ‘interesting’ and that I hoped he was having a good day. (thrown in for good measure) Ready for this reply? Ready?
What did you go see in Vegas? Any cool shows? I did the roller coaster at NY NY and got sick. That was a while ago. I used to do Kareokee in Vegas at a small bar next to the big strip. Kareokee can be fun. I spelled it wrong twice and I’m not going to change the spelling… Twice .. two times…
Maybe he’s a drinker?
Here’s my well crafted response that I will not send:
“the only thing I saw in Vegas were a lot of bartenders. i stayed at the flamingo but went to other places as well. it was a shit-hole. my feet sort of hurt. i fell down. the drinks were good. lame idiots sat next to me at the pool. i have a sunburn. it sorta hurts. i had shrimp and spinach for dinner. my dog has gas. it smells bad”