Okay, so what? My house is going to burn down? My dogs are going to run away? I’m going to fall down the stairs? I don’t generally have very good luck in the dating department. Oopsie, I know that came as a shocker, huh? 😉 The 3 of you that have been with me from the start know of what I speak. There were these guys. And these guys. And then the last time I tried to schedule a 3-fer. 😉 Nothing good came of any of it. I tend to jinx myself when I get optimistic. Or the guys just turn out to suck.
Here’s the thing though. I’m usually pretty apathetic about my dates. I am never quite sure if I’m excited to meet them or not, and then the ones that I am generally excited about meeting, I try to talk myself out of that. I don’t like getting my hopes up and being disappointed. I would rather go into things expecting the worst and then being excited about anything over and above horrid. 🙂 Way to set the bar low people.
So as I’m sitting here tonight minding my own business and trying, for the life of me to figure out what the E-harmony guys look like (to no avail), my phone starts going off. Letting me know I have a text. Repeatedly. When I pick it up to see who it was, I am a little surprised as I’ve just received, at pretty much the same time, texts from 3 different guys. And you better sit down for one of them. 😉
Bachelor #1 confirmed our lunch date for tomorrow
Bachelor #2 (the newest e-harmony guy and the one that i am *shhh* most excited about) is texting me to set up something for Saturday
Skinny Guy texts me to confirm tomorrow night
and ready for this one? Lil Red (nope, not Big Red) texts me to see how Vegas was and shoot the shit. Huh?
It’s a damn good thing I finally gave in, got a ‘real’ phone and learned to text message!
This shit never happens. Now, if I trip when meeting each and every guy, call at least one of them by the wrong name and get their ‘backstories’ mixed up, then I’ll know all is right with the world. 😉
and holy shit, could I have inserted any more stupid smiley, winky emoticons into this post. my deepest apologies.