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Really Dipshit? May 19, 2011

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So yes, I was window shopping yet again this evening.  This time on Chemistry.  Which is pretty much just as bad as E-harmony as far as sending unsuitable matches.  At least their ‘personality profile’ only took about 15 minutes versus 3 days. 😉

Anywho, I was perusing the goods (ha) and came across a semi-interesting one.  And by semi-interesting I mean that he wasn’t horrifying looking, he wrote in complete sentences and seemed to have a sense of humor.  Sure , he is only 5’10” (same as me), but eh, what the hell.  Chemistry has this lame thing that when they send you profiles you click either ‘no way in hell’ (or something like that) or ‘i’m interested’.  If you select I’m interested, it then gives you an option to add a personalized message/e-mail to the person otherwise they just get a notification that so-and-so is interested.  Of course, I put absolutely NO effort into this these days, so I just clicked the interested thing and passed on the wasting of any energy to actually compose an e-mail. 😉  I’m a peach, I know.

Well not 2 seconds later, I get a ‘he’s interested in you’ back as well as an e-mail.  Ugh, really?  I was kinda sorta not really caring if he ever made contact.  So I open his e mail and what does it say? “Thank you for your interest.  I do not quite meet your height requirement (as I have 5’11” + on my ‘wants’) but it doesn’t bother me if it doesn’t bother you.’  Oy vey.  Really?  Of course I read his profile and know how tall his is.  I’m not some douchey guy who just goes around showing interest into everyone to see who responds without bothering to read profiles (at least not on this website, that is) hee hee. 

So although I wanted to respond with ‘no shit sherlock, i know how tall you are, i’m not blind and i actually read profiles before clicking that i’m interested’  I toned it down a bit to ‘thanks for the message.  Being as I actually read your profile, I’m well aware that you’re only my height and that’s okay with me’ ……….. see, I can be only a semi-bitch sometimes.  I think I’m just too tired to put my full effort into being truly snarky. 😉 As I’m fairly certain that since he put he’s 5’10” in his profile that means he’s actually only 5’8″, it’s a pretty moot point anyway. 😉


6 Responses to “Really Dipshit?”

  1. Surrey gal Says:

    I like tall guys, but for some reason I always end up with either my height, or even shorter! Duh. But nothing stops me from wearing super high heels.
    I think he just wanted to make sure that you do know he is short-ish. He didn’t know that you are a great person who reads all the profiles 😛

    • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

      haha; i don’t know about the ‘great person’ part, but okay. 😉

      i much prefer taller guys as well (the taller the better), but i’m trying to learn that personality is more important than stature, I’m like you though. I’m still wearing heels when I want. 🙂

  2. jgavinallan Says:

    Ellen: and my other friends—I have no problem with tall guys.

    Everyone is tall to me lol!


    PS: I don’t care if you are ahead taller…men love heels…even with no clothes on—lol
    No lol—that’s the truth.

    • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

      Jaye, you’re just perpetuating the problem by dating tall guys. That means there’s one less for us tall gals! 😉

      And yeah, guys don’t care about the height difference, however I don’t really enjoy feeling like an Amazon if my date is a foot shorter than I am 🙂

      • jgavinallan Says:

        GG—your new name(I think guys will love it)

        You should have your own talk show…No one will stump you.

        Your #1 fan

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