Okay, so we all know that lame Rapture/End of the World thing is happening today (not such a bad idea at this point) ;-). Okay, just kidding. We’ve all read the stories of the ‘believers’ who’ve maxed out their credit cards or sold all of their belongings or spent every last cent of their life’s savings. Yeah, these people are just plain screwed come tomorrow.
I’m wondering about all the people who are doing ridiculous non-monetary things today. Things that while they may still have a roof over their heads tomorrow, will not be able to show their faces in public. Ever again. Can you imagine, if you truly thought this was your last day on earth and assumed that gave you free rein to do or say anything you wanted? Holy smokes! To tell your boss to fuck off. To go kick a cop in the shins. To phone up your high school girlfriend and proclaim your undying love. To tell your neighbor you’ve fantasized about him/her since the day you moved in. And that you peep in their windows on occasion. To tell your wife or husband every last thing that they do that bugs the shit out of you. Better yet, to tell them that they suck in bed.
The prospect of no tomorrow seems to have erased some people’s filters. Their ability to grasp reality and sustain just a bit of common sense. Did they not think, even by the slightest chance, that this might not happen and they’d just wake up tomorrow morning knowing that they’ve embarrassed the shit out of themselves?
Sorry, but I think that’s fucking hysterical! Oh to be a fly on the wall when their alarm clocks go off in the morning. Dumbasses. 😉