So I catered yet another graduation party today. Contrary to last Sunday’s female bitchfest on platform wedges, today’s party was for a male graduating senior. A big old hulk of a 6’4″ football playing graduation senior. A big old hulk of a 6’4″ football playing HIGH SCHOOL senior, btw. And all of his 6’4″ highly attractive football playing friends. And some college sophomores. And can I tell you how cute they all were? Nope, they weren’t all that polite or overly friendly for that matter, but erm, although I have always suspected as much, I do believe I’m the quintessential dirty old lady. I was well-behaved mind you. I kept my hands to myself, didn’t make any inappropriate comments (to them), but thank god no one there was a mind reader. Not having kids myself I can only imagine what some of you are thinking. I know. I’m fully aware of how utterly wrong I am! But damn if they weren’t cute! And damn if I don’t feel old. Ancient really.
Now while Carol, one of my servers turned her nose up at me and stated that she prefers for her men to have a job, my other server, April was busy deciding which one she thought was the cutest. And she IS a mom! And Carol, just for the record, I didn’t want to marry any of them, much less even date them. I do think that a little bike ride around the block might have been nice though ……….. I need help Seniors are 18 though right? So although still pervy and shit, totally legal……..