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Never Doubt The Cynic May 24, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 4:42 pm
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Surprise, surprise, I was right.  Not 2 minutes after I sent my message to the nice funny old man in California I get this :

Hi E,

Thank you for your reply.  I can’t say that I can find much wrong with your logic.  This serves me right for being attracted to logical women.  Rats!

Anyway, you are a pretty hot little number.  I would wish you luck but I think you can pretty much have whomever you want to have.

Now why can’t guys I’m interested in be as sweet?  And thank you very much for the vote of confidence Jim, but it doesn’t seem to working out that way. 😉


8 Responses to “Never Doubt The Cynic”

  1. jgavinallan Says:

    Ellen: OMG!

    Go to California—at least for a weekend


    • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

      Jaye ~ he’s still married, he lives in California, he’s too old for me and I don’t find him attractive …. I’m not going ….. and did you really just encourage me to go to a different state to meet some guy off the internet? 😉 bad girl!

      • jgavinallan Says:

        xin lỗi
        and sorry
        in 3 languages
        love and forgive me…jaye

        • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

          🙂 you’re forgiven! 🙂 I wish I did find him the least bit attractive. Or that I was one of those people that learn to find someone attractive, but I’m just not and I would never take advantage of the fact that he seems so nice …… that wouldn’t be fair to him ……

          i still love you Jaye! 😉

  2. Surrey gal Says:

    Like I said… nice and ugly; or twats and handsome.

    • mysterycoach Says:

      ROFL! Twats and handsome ROFL! Holeee crap that’s funny! hahahaha!!!

      Cough… s’cuse me. 🙂 LOL 🙂

  3. Pammy Girl Says:

    An ancient academic came into the office to meet with my boss yesterday. He wound up chatting with me for 90 minutes (AUGH) and right in the middle of whatever political debate we were having he says, “Wow. You’ve got gorgeous teeth and a great smile. So beautiful.”

    Very nice and very sweet. Did I mention he just turned 84 last month?

    Why are the old married guys the most sincere ones out there???

    • Grey Goose, Dirty Says:

      good question ……. maybe it’s the same as why we’re so damn witty and charming with guys we have no interest in ….. there’s absolutely nothing to lose…….

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