I’m sort of wondering how many times this guy has used the approach. And exactly how many times someone has taken pity on his poor, ‘virginal’ soul ………. be very jealous of the message I got last night:
I don’t want to waste your time so here it goes…I’ve read your profile and i don’t know if I match but hear me out at least?I’m 22, but still a virgin…I want to lose my v-card. Help me out? If interested let me know so I won’t keep checking my email.I’m not looking for a sympathetic fuck. And I’m not a troll. 22/m/Hispanic not Mexican/5’11”/215lbs/brown hair eyes. I’m college educated and don’t consider myself to act like others my age. Also, I don’t want to offend you in anyway so please don’t take it that way.
I know you’ll receive tons of emails but I will send my pic if you are interested. I do this because I want to be discreet.
Now, not to state the obvious, but as there’s no real way to tell if a guy is truly a virgin or not (even non-virgins seem to sorta fumble around and be clueless sometimes), I’m thinking he’s had his V-card punched at least a dozen times? I sort of (almost) feel a little bad for him. 5’11” (which we all know means 5’9″ at most) and 215? If anyone is interested in helping this poor guy out, let me know and I’d be more than happy to forward his contact information to you. I’m absolutely certain he wouldn’t mind. After all, he did read my entire profile and still has no clue if we’d be a match, so chances are he’d have no clue how many hundreds of women he just sent this exact same message to. 😉