What? Is it national delusion day? We all know about sweet Alphonse, my 58 year old e-mailer. Allow me to introduce you to the 3 other dumbasses who apparently either can’t read my age range preference or just think that shooting 9 years over might give them a chance, and messaged me today :
GilbertSnuggler is a 54 year old looking for 24 year olds thru 45 year olds. And his looks certainly don’t support those lofty aspirations.
Steve is a 57 year old that somewhat resembles Grizzly Adams, just not as cute. He at least has his age preference a bit more in tune as he’s looking for 45-54 year olds. Whatever.
Jim is a BIG dork who messaged me 2 months ago and I didn’t bother responding to. He’s just double checking that ‘I don’t want to have some sort of a connection with him’
Oh, and I actually read StrapItOn4Me’s profile and you know what it said? No really ………. ‘yes, you read that correctly, I am looking for a woman to explore new options with me’ ………. all together now! GROSS!
There was a cute 38 year old who messaged me. Who lives on the other side of town. And is a personal trainer. Ugh.
Between these stellar options, my amazing date with Undies this afternoon and my awesome attitude, if things don’t work with Webster, I may be single forever. No really ……. 😦