So I got a lovely e-mail from some
idiot bachelor on match that attempts to point out all the similarities in our personalities and backgrounds. I sorta think he has me confused with someone else though. You be the judge:
Hi, I’m Tom. I moved to Phoenix about 15 months ago. I live in North Phoenix and work in Tempe. I read your profile and see that we have some common interests.
I have two children that live in N. Carolina. (uh, I have no children and have never been to North Carolina – although I’d like to visit sometime) I have been divorced for about 4 years (i have never been married). I enjoy outdoor activities like hiking, mt biking, wake boarding, snow boarding or just about anything that keeps me active (i clearly state that I am the world’s biggest clutz). I enjoy motorcycle rides, or hanging on the lake (although last Sunday was a bit rough out there), i exercise about 4 times a week and like to keep fit. I have a positive attitude and i am energetic, I enjoy saying good morning to strangers or starting a conversation while waiting in line at the grocery store (yeah, I’m friendly and all, but don’t often befriend people at the grocery store that are just trying to pay for their frozen dinners and toilet bowl cleaner).
I also like to travel but most of my trips are unplanned weekend trips. I may come home on a Friday night and just pack a bag and take off.(not too far…Mexico, Vegas, San Diego, Flagstaff etc..)
I am looking for an energetic person with a positive attitude who wants to share adventures and enjoy life (HA!).
If you want to know more about me, write back, say Hi!
Hope to talk to you soon
Now although nice enough, it’s a total ‘form’ message that he sends to absolutely everyone. If someone truly reads my profile they will absolutely hit on the ‘key’ points of me : sarcastic, uncoordinated, odd obsession with The Brady Bunch among other things. I don’t think I mention wakeboarding, the lake, being outdoorsy (please refer to my post on not ‘getting’ the allure of squatting behind a bush), or having kids. Not sure if guys realize how obvious they’re being when they do shit like this.