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Can’t You Read? June 16, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 10:07 am
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So I get a charming (and by charming, I mean retarded) message from some guy on Match today.  Some guy who has named himself LobsterMan for I don’t even want to know what reason.  Here’s what he had to say:

I just moved back to town. I’m passionate about dining out and watching live sporting events. I guess my friends would refer to me as a Foodie! How about you? Thanks, J

Really J?  Does NO-ONE actually bother to read my profile?  Did you just ask me if I’m a foodie?  You big idiot ……. uh yeah, sort of ……… duh


10 Responses to “Can’t You Read?”

  1. jgavinallan Says:

    Wode peng you—my friend—No! They can’t read and when they learn…they only see what they want to se.

  2. everevie Says:

    Read his profile…find out that his number one passion is football…email him back and ask him if he likes football.


    • haha, that would funny if I felt like wasting the effort to actually look at his profile (since he didn’t bother to look at mine) 😉

      • stevesw Says:

        Don’t forget to say ‘thanks’ at the end of your response…????? why did he thank you…sounds like a telemarkiting call…GGD, are you a foodie? thanks. Next question…

  3. Surrey gal Says:

    Mass generated. Delete!

  4. izziedarling Says:

    Sounds like a freak in a carnival show – yuck.

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