Yup, that was the last stellar message I had waiting for me on OkStupid before hiding my profile. Let’ see, would I consider dating someone 5’8″ (when I’m fully 5’10”), hmmmmmm. I would consider it as much as I would consider dating a 68 year old. Or an ex-con. Or someone who lives in their parent’s basement. Or a girl. Or someone with no front teeth. Or who has turrets.
In other words, my dear fellow …………. i’ll think about it. 😉 Ooopsie, thinking done …………. NO