We all know that some
idiots guys put really bad pictures of themselves up on their dating profiles. Pictures taken of themselves in the bathroom mirror, pictures taken from about 2 miles away, pictures taken of their small penis mobiles muscle cars or harleys, out of focus pictures, shirtless pictures, pictures of their er, ‘happy trails’ …. just bad. Well, I’ve got news for you, I think I have found the worst of the bunch! I just received notification that ‘Richard likes me’ from Chemistry. This is never a good sign. Of course I log on anyway to see who’s attention I am so lucky have captured and I swear to god, I almost fell off my chair! He has 14 pictures up. All of himself. But all of individual body parts! One of his leg, one of his hand, one of his arm, one of his left eye (complete with creepy as shit stitches above his brow), I of his ear, etc…… It’s so amazingly weird. And ………. he’s ugly as sin! I swear to god I am now going to have nightmares about that creepy eye with stitches. Thanks a lot Chemistry! And wow Richard. Really? You think this is going to find you a woman?
As for the 2 guys who wrote me yesterday from Match. One is an idiot. His e-mail was phrased like we were IMing. Nothing more annoying. Nothing that makes me want to ignore it more and not respond. 😉 So I didn’t.
The 2nd guy however sends me a long ole message that I really only half read as I was in a bit of a tizzy yesterday (as you all know), so opted to just leave it in my inbox to hold until later. Not 5 minutes later I get a 2nd message from him letting me know that he knows I read his message, thanking me for doing so, encouraging me to actually write back and letting me know how stunning and amazing I look/sound. Uh, creepy much? I know Surrey Gal had a guy do the same thing to her a few days ago but when it was her, I thought it was sort of charming. When it’s me, uh, that’s just a bit in your face needy doncha think? I haven’t even read it in full yet nor have I looked at his profile. I’m afraid to respond in any way shape or form for fear that he will google search the hell out of me and show up on my doorstep if I show any sign of possible interest. Yikes!
On other non W news, when I was pissed Tuesday night on my way back from happy hour and as I’m apparently the world’s most amazing actress when feigning interest, I called Date #5 of 6 as he had left me a message. He bored me on our date and he bored me on the phone, yet he invited me to dinner on Friday. As I was feeling a bit like shit at the time, I said sure! Hell, the guy has a great job and he’s bound to take me somewhere yummy, right? Uh, not so much. He wants to test my culinary adventurous nature and we’re going for Vietnamese food (which I actually can’t stand because I think it’s sloppy and while spicy, doesn’t have much flavor). Yey. So yes, I have a date on Friday. With someone who although I didn’t hate when I met him last month, I really didn’t lose much sleep over when he disappeared. I hope they at least serve alcohol at this place. 😉
Oh, and Mr Long Story Short text messaged me last night. About 15 times. To let me know how amazing his daughter is and to tell me how much he loves her. Uh duh, doesn’t that go with the territory in being a dad? He told me how witty and funny and sarcastic and crazy she is ……. ‘just like US’ he writes. Uhm ………..