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Weird Things To Do While Drunk June 26, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 9:03 am

* Roast dijon crusted salmon
* Make dark chocolate dipped strawberries
* Find out that vacation fling is in town and race out to the bar he’s performing in
* Discover said bar is a shitty colllege bar
* Proceed to watch college aged boys hit on 86 lb bartenresses

*End up leaving said bar before Vacation Fling even gets there

Yeah, and don’t even bother asking why I’m out by myself and drunk off my ass.  You’re all intelligent people.  Figure it out.


4 Responses to “Weird Things To Do While Drunk”

  1. Surrey gal Says:

    Hey, hey, I did a roast dijon mustard salmon today for dinner!!!! And I was 100% sober! It did taste good 🙂
    Sorry to read you feel down… lots of hugs to make you feel a tiny bit better. xxx

  2. jgavinallan Says:

    My friend…where I come from…there is a saying…
    when you go into a bar…the devil goes with you…
    but if he does…tell him to buy you a round.
    good luck—and no hangover

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