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Weird Things To Do While Drunk June 26, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 9:03 am

* Roast dijon crusted salmon
* Make dark chocolate dipped strawberries
* Find out that vacation fling is in town and race out to the bar he’s performing in
* Discover said bar is a shitty colllege bar
* Proceed to watch college aged boys hit on 86 lb bartenresses

*End up leaving said bar before Vacation Fling even gets there

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Yeah, and don’t even bother asking why I’m out by myself and drunk off my ass.  You’re all intelligent people.  Figure it out.

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4 Responses to “Weird Things To Do While Drunk”

  1. Surrey gal Says:

    Hey, hey, I did a roast dijon mustard salmon today for dinner!!!! And I was 100% sober! It did taste good 🙂
    Sorry to read you feel down… lots of hugs to make you feel a tiny bit better. xxx

  2. jgavinallan Says:

    My friend…where I come from…there is a saying…
    when you go into a bar…the devil goes with you…
    but if he does…tell him to buy you a round.
    Jaye
    good luck—and no hangover


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