So the universe must have found out that I have managed to pull my head out of my ass (yes, again) and I received a shitpot of e-mails today from the various
pools of societal rejects dating sites that I’m on.
OkStupid was nice enough to inform me that 3 different guys were ‘checking out’ my profile. Yeah, thanks, now if you could manage to quantify that to 3 different ‘remotely attractive’ guys, I’d be good. 😉 I got an e-mail from some dingbat that I rated 4 stars yesterday. Remember that OkStupid does the rating game and if you rate someone either 4 or 5 stars and they do the same, then you get an e mail notifying you. Yesterday was definitely a ‘2’ kinda day. All but 2 guys got only 2 stars (and believe me, I was being generous with those ratings). So when I rated this dummy a 4 and he had obviously rated me 5 (duh), we each got an e-mail. To which he thought he would follow-up with an e-mail of his very own displaying his sparkling wit and personality. It went something like this: ‘so, did you rate me 4 or 5?’ ……….. no signature, no nothing. Dumbass. I wish I could go back and change his rating to a zero. 😉
Mr. ‘I saw you read my e-mail and didn’t respond to me in 32 seconds so thought I would send you a follow up e-mail right away and totally creep you out’, sent me another message today. Wanting my phone number. Uh, thanks stalker in the making, I don’t think so.
And then there was this guy and all I can really say is ‘really’????? REALLY???? What the hell is he doing? Waiting for a firing squad? Waiting to be crucified? Working on his tan?