So we all know there are some stellar (and by stellar, I mean totally f*cked up) screen names that you see on dating sites. BigTool4U, BigWillie, DoMe,MakeUScrm and other charming monikers. For those less creative types though, you see a lot of Bob1968, or Tom1972. Hell, my last boyfriend was so uncreative that he did the same thing. His name and the year he was born. I get it, not everyone has the creativity gene, nothing wrong with that. I’d much rather meet a Sebastian1969, than a HotNJuicy any day of the week.
Anyway, I got a message this morning. From a guy who has messaged me no less than 5 times already. And who I’m fairly certain I have turned down (nicely of course), only to have him contact me again. Pretty sure I’ve just ignored his last few messages to me. So strange that I can’t figure out if he doesn’t remember that he’s contacted me in the past or that he’s just kind of stupid that way. Each and every message to me makes mention of The Onion. One of my favorite online snarky ‘newspapers’, which my profile makes mention of. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is this. His screen name is LngLgs1956, yet he claims to be 45 years old. Now call me crazy, but unless 1956 holds some other sort of significance for him, wouldn’t that make him 55? He certainly doesn’t look 45 and certainly does look 55, but apparently in addition to someone who enjoys sarcastic humor via a fake news medium, he’s looking for someone with absolutely no math skills.
That ain’t me 😉