Okay so there was a
douche guy from OkStupid last year that contacted me and was so inanely boring and stuck in the 80s that I had to post about him. I made 2 mistakes however. The first was using his ‘real’ screen-name when blogging about him (lesson learned – don’t ever do that). The second being in not realizing what an apparently oddly narcissistic person he was as he had obviously googled his own screen name (who the hell does that) and landed on my blog! And proceeded to bitch me out. Good times. Now this was a guy that I maybe exchanged 2 messages with. Period. No phone calls. No exchanging of numbers. No plans to meet.
I wasn’t sure if I was pissed or felt bad. I would never intentionally hurt someone’s feelings, but then again, nothing I said was untrue and who the hell knew he would google search himself?! As his ‘comment’ to the blog post about himself (sorry, I can’t post a link as heaven forbid he does it again and finds my re-named blog) was less than pleasant, I opted to be pissed. Big surprise. And that, my friends, I assumed was the end of that.
Until last night. When he messaged me on OkStupid with ‘hey stranger, long time no talk; how’ve you been?’ …………. what the hell?!? Of course I had to respond just to find out why the hell he had contacted me again. Am I the last remaining woman on the website that he hasn’t actually met? Has he decided that he was a total tool last time around? Is he planning on bitching me out again? Who knows. But I will certainly let you know if/how he responds to my ‘wow; to say that I am surprised to hear from you would be a gross understatement’ ……….