Yup, I’m headed to Vegas once again. Gee, for someone who claims to have hated Vegas in the past, I have certainly been there enough times in the last 8 months (yup, that would be a total of 3). And you know what? Well aside from stupid Vacation Fling being out of town for work each and every single friggin’ time (I”m starting to get a complex), I don’t care. I have fun! I do fear, however, that this trip may have some huge gaps in the retelling of things. No, not intentionally as we all know I don’t have much of a filter regarding things that others might consider shocking/embarrassing/repulsive/moronic. 🙂 But because I am going with a VERY bad influence! Really, I’m a friggin’ angel by comparison. What? No I am not exaggerating
So as I had no clue what my work week was going to look like with my 2nd job, I booked a flight out of town late tomorrow afternoon. Well that’s just super considering that I was done with work by 10am this morning. Crap. There is a big fat change fee associated with changing my flight (and I refuse to pay $430 for a 1 hour flight), but the lady on the phone told me that I can try to go standby on an earlier flight and that would only be an extra $50. Still sucks, but whatever, I’m sure to make up for that additional cost in ‘free’ drinks. 🙂 As I do believe I tried this tactic once before when headed to Vegas only to find myself sitting in the Phoenix airport for more than 4 hours due to the fact that there were no standby seats available, I am not holding out much hope. However I will be at the airport 4 hours early in the hopes of catching at least one of the 3 earlier flights. Yeah, I know, place your bets now.
As for the packing for said trip, well that’s a whole other can o’ worms. Being as I have no idea how
slutty classily my counterpart will be dressing I don’t want to look like either the a) cheap whore or b) the schleppy friend. It’s a dilema I tell ya’. In my bare feet I’m about a foot and a half taller than she is already, so I’m debating whether or not to just completely tower over her (like I have another option if I don’t want to actually walk around on my knees all night). As all of my options are wrinkle free, I’m taking them all! Yup, that’s right. 2 nights of going out and 6 dress options ranging from cute to sexy to totally whorish. Okay, entirely kidding about the whorish part, I don’t dress that way. Unless previously requested by a potential bike riding partner, that is. 😉 I don’t do ‘clubs’ in Vegas and don’t plan on seeing any shows (other than multiple drunken bachelor parties I assume), I’m thinking we’re going to be hanging out, gambling and making fun of poorly dressed women people watching. As the drinks are already ‘free’, there’s really no one to impress. However I could do with a few more pics for my multitude of dating profiles…..
Anywhoo, I anticipate drinking waay too much. Getting waay too much sun on Saturday. Making a complete ass of myself. Being totally irresponsible. Having a shitpot of fun. Trying to forget about my poor choices in men.
Start saving your pennies people, we may need bail money! 🙂
Oh, and as I was writing this, some
thingone with the ridiculous screen name of FluffySnuggleBunny just winked at me. I do believe his main profile pic was a mug shot as well …….. nice.