So I was on OkStupid earlier to read a message some
jackhole guy sent to me when I discovered that I had another message waiting for me from yesterday. It was hysterically funny. And generic as shit. I was torn between giving him bonus points for making me laugh out loud and sending me what very well could have been a ‘form’ letter. Guess which way I chose? Duh. Of course I opted for the snarky reply letting him know that although I thought his message was exceptionally funny, that it read like a generic form letter. I then went on to ask how many women he sends that exact letter to each day and how it’s working out for him. 😉 Any wonder I’m still single?
He sent back another really funny (and really friggin’ long) response totally poking fun at himself and ‘form letter #147’ that he sent to me. No clue if we have anything at all in common, but he certainly is funny. Oh, and he’s 6’5″. 🙂 Oh, and he categorizes himself as ‘slender’. 😦 Whatever ……..
So back to the reason for this post. Remember my faux profile that I have on OkStupid? The one that I don’t use anymore (as far as you know). The one that has a picture up of a really unattractive girl. The one who is short and dumpy and who’s written profile makes her (me) sound like a complete idiot? Yeah, that one. Well she got 4 messages today! FOUR! I only got 2. What’s up with that?!