Or maybe he meant meat? By the looks of the picture he had on his profile, including 2 shirtless ones of his overly hairy self (ick), who knows? So TroyBoy sends me a message on Match last night. Very romantic and utterly witty and verbose. It went something like this : “Hi. How are you?”. Just like we we’re IMing (which we weren’t). I was so utterly astounded by his charming initial contact and lame profile that of course I had to respond back with an equally catchy ‘i’m fine thanks, how are you?’ And kinda hoped that was the end of it. Until I woke up this morning to find an invitation to meet. Lucky me.
Now as if our witty repartee’ weren’t reason enough to want to meet up, I had actually signed my name on my response. My real one. His invitation to meet for a drink this week, complete with phone number, was ‘addressed’ to my screen name and not my real one. So here’s my question: does he realize I’m the same person from last night? Is he a functional illiterate? Do I really even care?
I actually might have to meet up with him for sheer comedic value.