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What Nightmares Are Made Of August 5, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 12:49 am

So I finally dragged my hungry, sober, apathetic ass onto the dating sites last night to see what was new and exciting.  Need I tell you that there is no one new or exciting?  Yeah, didn’t think so.  I resorted to playing my beloved rate the douchebags game on OkStupid and stumbled upon a pic of an oddly attractive guy.  In sort of an intense Christian Bale kinda way.  Not bad.  Until I read his profile and he sounded like a totally misogynistic tool.  I decided, meh, I don’t need to read about him, I’ll just look at his handsome pics.  Until I came across this one and all I can say is WHAT. THE. FUCK?!  Thanks douchebag, I’m now going to have to sleep with the lights on for a week until I can get this horrifyingly creepy image out of my head!

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25 Responses to “What Nightmares Are Made Of”

  1. um, oh, uh….. yeah. That’s all I’ve got. That and he should not leave his blinds open that way when being a creepster, the neighbors might call someone.

  2. mybrightspot Says:

    Now that the movies are over, Voldemort needs to fill his time somehow.

  3. Emilie Says:

    umm… which Halloween party is he going to??? does he realize that Halloween is not for another two months or so?!?! …. anyways; from his picture, we all know that he is going to be wired to begin with.

  4. Matthew Says:

    He’s just going to Guillermo del Toro’s version of ‘Cats’.

  5. jgavinallan Says:

    I think you better cut down your standards and try other parts of the world…remember Yao Ming?
    Jaye

  6. Serena Says:

    The sad thing about this picture is that he probably thinks he looks really hot, lol.

  7. everevie Says:

    So…when are y’all going out?

  8. Did he provide any type of explanation for this? And did you rate him before you saw it 😉

  9. I bet a friend that he really pissed off told him that ladies love this look. Slow hand clap of appreciation to pissed off friend.

  10. Online Dating Circus Expert Says:

    Hahahahahhahaa OMG Can’t stop laughing over this post!


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