So I finally dragged my hungry, sober, apathetic ass onto the dating sites last night to see what was new and exciting. Need I tell you that there is no one new or exciting? Yeah, didn’t think so. I resorted to playing my beloved rate the douchebags game on OkStupid and stumbled upon a pic of an oddly attractive guy. In sort of an intense Christian Bale kinda way. Not bad. Until I read his profile and he sounded like a totally misogynistic tool. I decided, meh, I don’t need to read about him, I’ll just look at his handsome pics. Until I came across this one and all I can say is WHAT. THE. FUCK?! Thanks douchebag, I’m now going to have to sleep with the lights on for a week until I can get this horrifyingly creepy image out of my head!
What Nightmares Are Made Of August 5, 2011