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What’s Worse Than Drunk Winking? August 6, 2011

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Well the only thing I can think of worse than drunk winking, is allowing your drunk friend to wink on your behalf while you sit there with a look of horror on your sober face and cannot manage to grab the mouse out of her  hand fast enough before she winks at random guys.  Now, by and large, I trust most thinks that my Doppelganger tells me.  I support anything that she does.  I do not, however, support the winking at every dark haired guy that didn’t have a hair lip last night!  For one thing, I prefer blondes, for another, well yeah, some were just bad.  With a capital B.

So I woke up this morning to several messages thanking me her for the wink.  Uh, awesome.  In a sort of head scratching ‘why did we wink at you’ sorta way.  One guy was a tad bit full of himself and in addition to thanking her me for the wink, let me know that his two ‘must haves’ in a woman is that she’s fit and that she’s successful.  Uh, what?  So of course I didn’t respond.  Ha!  That just wouldn’t be me.  I sent back some snarky response commending him on his highly superficial ‘must haves’ and apologizing for mine being a little less concrete as I feel that intelligence and a good heart trump his ‘pretty package’ ones.  I assumed that would be the end of that.  Uh, nope.  He wrote back again.  And his message wasn’t half bad.  He has a sense of humor and is just one of those ‘honest guys’ (that may or may not have a filter – great).

I received several other messages this morning as well that I will have to delve into later as my houseguest must be fed another round of wings at the sports bar down the street. 😉  I believe while I am on a ‘can’t eat much of anything diet’, she’s on a fairly strict ‘deep fried is better’ kinda regime.  Lucky bitch. 🙂


7 Responses to “What’s Worse Than Drunk Winking?”

  1. jgavinallan Says:

    Thank her…she keeps the interest up…
    Try a little real life winking…GG…come on

  2. We tried a little real life winking and were asked if we had tics.

  3. JaneDoePhx Says:

    I love your doppelgänger, she sounds like as much of a handful as you are!!! I like that she has initiated more fodder for your blog AND is generating responses for you from the guys on the sites. Ya never when one might be a non-tool.

  4. Surrey gal Says:

    Drunk winking kind of takes responsibility out of us (it was her, not me, right?), we all do it (wink, call, sms….). And who knows, maybe something good comes out of it 🙂

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