For the life of me, I cannot find one single guy that interests me online these days. Sure, I’m superficial as hell, so it’s the picture that makes me want to read the profile to begin with, so no cute picture, no reading of profile. I run searches, I look at the tried and true ‘who’s viewed me’ page and you know who the only guys are that I find even remotely attractive? Yup, the shorties. All 5’8″ and under. Dammit. I’m just too frickin’ tall! It’s not that I’m ugly or disfigured or disproportionate, it’s that I’m too tall! And there’s nothing I can do about that. I am not about to pull a Nicole Kidman/Tom Cruise scenario. That would just be bad.
So here it is. I either learn to slouch so guys appear taller, or I need to squint (no click, I didn’t say squirt) in order to make the taller guys more attractive. Awesome! How many guys do you think I’ll attract walking all hunched over and looking like I have the sun shining permanently in my eyes? Shit. I’m going to be single forever. 😉