As I’ve been uber lax in my operation-distract-from-bad-guy-that-you-really do shouldn’t-want-by-dating-random-tools, I opted to test out the online dating cesspool again. By running a search for age inappropriate guys. What can I say? I like ’em young and since I’m hugely fairly immature myself, I figured why not?
Actually they weren’t age inappropriate at all. They ranged in age from 36-41. Perfect for me. The not so perfect part? Every single one of them had their age cutoff at 36! Really? Well screw that; they were all cute and funny, so I messaged them! I totally acknowledged that I was outside their age preferences, but figured ‘what the hell’? I did, for a brief moment, equate myself to all the lame 60 year olds that ignore my age preference, but as I come in a much prettier package 😉 I figured they’d forgive me.
I did come across an amazingly funny and witty profile from a guy with adorable pics and who’s age range I fit perfectly into. Yey! Oh crap, he was only 5’9″ 😦 how the heck did he end up in my search? Eh, I messaged him anyway. Why not? I could always practice bad posture and embrace my inner amazon. HA!
edited to add: er yeah, i actually wrote this last night and by the time I found it sitting in my drafts to publish, I had already logged on to Match to see that each and every one of these guys had looked at my profile after they read my message ~ and opted not to respond. crap. not good for the ole’ ego………… big dummies