Well SuperFit (aka: Mr Fat Caliper) messaged me this morning wanting to know if I wanted to meet up today. In addition to everything else, he seems to be quite a weenie regarding this online dating thing. After he asked if I wanted to meet up today, he said he understood if it was ‘too soon’ and that we could just keep messaging if I prefered. Uhm, what grey area is there in my statement that I’d rather meet sooner than later and don’t really want to e-mail back and forth incessantly? I’m sure he’s just being polite and I’m just being a bitch. Pretty par for the course.
Here’s the question though. Do I want to meet him? Meh, not so much. Should I go meet him? Probably, just so I can know for sure, one way or the other. Am I even in a good mindset to meet anyone right now? No, probably not. Could I do with a some blog fodder that has absolutely nothing to do with the douchey dictionary? Uh, duh. Decisions, decisions………
Oh, and the big weirdo from last weekend that told me that he looked at my pics no less than a dozen times before falling off the face of the earth messaged me at 1am. With a stellar ‘Hey there’. Really? Of course I wasn’t going to reward him with a response to that lame greeting. Oh wait, of course I did, that’s what I’m all about. For his tremendous efforts to send me a witty and engaging message he got this in return:
” Gotta love an e-mail that reads like an IM. Gives me lots to go on. Wondering if you ever actually wanted to meet or if you’re one of those guys that just likes to e-mail back and forth incessantly?”
Yup, I’m a peach. I’m so sick of guys suggesting meeting and then backpedalling. Either arrange something or leave me alone. I’m sure I’ll hear back from him as soon as he is able to look up the word ‘incessantly’. 😉 OMG, these guys are in trouble. I do believe today might be one of my increasingly occurring man-hater days. 😦