So along with my 5 ‘assigned’ messages that I sent out via Match yesterday, I also sent out a lame wink. Just one, but we all know how I feel about winking. If you can’t muster up the enthusiasm to send an actual message, then why bother really. Well, that’s exactly what I did yesterday. I came across the profile of a guy that looked fairly decent (oh how my standards have changed). I read his profile and it was nice. I could not, for the life of me though, pick anything that I could joke around with him about (as that was my preferred theme for yesterday), so I sent a lame wink instead. Alright, one would think that if I can’t find anything interesting in his entire profile to touch on, that we probably won’t have much in common anyway. Probably an accurate assumption. I figured he would get my wink, read Click’s my profile and then surprise me with a witty and highly entertaining response. He didn’t. He winked back. Loser ……..
In other news, I do believe that my correspondence with guy the who only talks about shooting competitions has run it’s course. He explained to me, in painful great detail everything I never ever wanted to know about shooting. And shooting competitions. And the format of said competitions. And his preferred targets. And his prefered guns. And he used a hell of a lot of ‘shooting lingo’ that went straight over my head. While I certainly learned a lot and he does have a great smile to go with his tall blondeness, I don’t think we’ll be creating any toe-headed NRA babies anytime soon.
Mr. Fanny Pack seems a bit smitten. Which is always a red flag for me (yup, that’s how my screwy mind works). I realize I’m terrific and all, but really? I can’t be all that funny. And all that witty. And all that intelligent or interesting. And all that amazing to look at. Eh, maybe I am to guys who wear tennis shoes and fanny packs as they trek thru Uruguay (not my #1 vacation pick, by the way). He did send me a good morning text. And e-mail. Letting me know how much he enjoyed ‘chatting’ with me yesterday and that he’s looking forward to meeting on Saturday………. we’ll see if it even gets to that point. 😉
Oh my goodness! Fanny pack. Really?! You HAVE to meet him! lol
Yeah, I know 😦 I am hoping he doesn’t walk around town like that and it’s just used for internation travel (which doesn’t make it any less wrong) ;-).
If he shows up to our date wearing one, I’m out! 🙂
Fanny pack has two cats. I know this because the picture you described is a guy they always say is a match of mine on POF. However, anyone with 2% body fat Can NOT POSSIBLY be a match of mine, me being your cute but chunky 40-ish gal. I was intimidated by the two cats more so than the fanny pack OR the 2% body fat though. I just can’t pretend to like them. I have two dogs and LOVE them but cats…not my bag. I remember the “I am tall in Uruguay” comment from his profile. He seems smart and THAT, GG, is why he likes you!! He obviously has great taste. KEEP US POSTED!!!!!!
Thanks for almost making me almost fall off chair with your exact knowledge of Mr Fanny Pack! Too funny! Yeah, not a big fan of cats but hopefully i’ll get to meet his perfect abs before I have to meet the cats. Eh, as it’s a rarity for anyone to last past date #1 anyway, not too worried. 😉
I wish there was a better pic of his face though. I’ll take a cute face over a hot body any day of the week….
Maybe it’s an old picture that goes back to a time when fanny packs were still acceptable. One could hope…… I’m such a jerk that I would have emailed him and said “Seriously dude, a fanny pack?” Since I took down my pof after the attack of the most boring man ever, I can not go looking for said fanny pack man.
Okay, so I had to go back and look at the picture again and it may not actually be a fanny pack. It may be a camera case that he has hooked to his belt. Nonetheless it’s just plain dorky ………….
Yay for morning texts and emails! So far, he sounds somewhat promising GG!!
I guess we’ll see 😉