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Vegas By The Numbers October 22, 2011

Filed under: dating,internet dating,online dating,single — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 6:30 pm
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Hours spent in Vegas: 47

Hours spent sober in Vegas: 12

Money ‘lost’ gambling: $60

Number of cocktails consumed: 25+

Number of security escorts required to get us to our room (not mentioning any names, but it wasn’t me for a change): 1

Number of past vacation flings seen: 1

Number of awesome concerts seen: 1

Number of times I got called a c*nt by some random young chick at the concert: 10 (she thought it was a term of endearment, apparently)

Number of 6’7″ ex NFL OTs kissed: 1

Number of minutes spent worrying about anything other than what to drink next: 0

Number of times I got to watch the fountains at Bellagio from our hotel room: 12

Number of hangovers experienced: 1 big fat one that was very much deserved


Best 2 days spent in a very very long time!  Thank you my wonderful friend!!!! x0x0x0x0x0



9 Responses to “Vegas By The Numbers”

  1. Yay! Sounds like it was just what you needed, a little mini-reset button so to speak.

  2. Oh, sounds like fun!!

  3. Online Dating Circus Expert Says:

    Sounds fabulous!! So happy you had a great time and loved reading the post-trip stats!

  4. It was the best!!! Look – security got a little something out of it too 😉

  5. husbandhunter1 Says:

    Thanks for not raiding my booze stash! Looks like you found some just fine.

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