Like it could get any worse. No really. You all better cross your fingers. I mean it. Please???? Although I haven’t been on the
craptastic stellar dating sites lately (no, I still haven’t logged onto OkStupid to see who or what wrote me that note from a few days ago), I’ve been getting a steady stream of lame assed winks from Match. Yey me. Not. I decided to log in yesterday, basically to see if a certain someone had changed his horribly generic and lame profile but whatever, and looked to see who all these guys were that apparently have something in their eye.
I had the usual assortment of guys that were too old, too young, too visually challenged (from my perspective, not theirs), too stupid sounding or lived 14 states away. Why? Why, why, why can’t I have just one ‘normal’ ish guy contact me? Oh wait, a wink I got 5 days ago from a guy without a picture put pictures up. And although they’re not great, I didn’t want to sheild my eyes and run screaming from the room. That hasn’t happened in a while. Oh how my standards have changed. As he winked at me and heaven forbid I put any more effort into anything than they do, I winked back. And was rewarded with a really nice message. Best part? He writes in complete sentences and actually read my profile as he referenced it several times! Impressive (sad that that would be impressive, but what can you do?). I wrote back and he wrote back again. He’s uber polite and sounds like a really nice guy. He lives farther away than I would like, but as long as he doesn’t turn into a crazy stalker (thanks Martin), I’ll probably meet him. If he asks. Which I’m sure he will. 😉
And just because TD insisted at lunch on telling me all about his date last night and I, for some assinine reason, asked if he kissed her and was told that he did and that it was nice, opted to lie and say I had a date last night. When I didn’t. Duh. TD was all kinds of supportive and excited on my behalf. And then proceeded to text me 3 times during my ‘faux date’. Go figure. I guess we’re both 12. Yey for us. Ugh.