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Reason #4,276 Why I’m An Idiot December 14, 2011

Filed under: internet dating — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 7:03 am

I did something.  Something legal, yet immensely stupid.  I know, I know.  You all find that soooo hard to believe *insert sarcasm here*.  I’m not saying what it is and I haven’t actually done it to anyone/anything.  Yet.  I will just sit on this lovely piece of insanity for a while and see what happens.  A few hints for those of you that could possibly give a hoot at this point (as I know I’ve tested everyone’s patience with my lack of entertainment value):

1) It doesn’t involve dating

2) It does involve drinking (all good things in life do, don’t they?)

3) It does involve travel

4) It doesn’t require a passport

5) It can require a travel companion

6) It might involve strippers (but highly doubtful)

7) It could involve going to a place I’ve been several times before

8.) It might turn out to be a brilliant plan.  Or not.

9) It most likely will turn out to be a ginormous blog post………maybe

10) It won’t happen/not happen for a couple months, so I’ll keep ya’ posted! 😉


14 Responses to “Reason #4,276 Why I’m An Idiot”

  1. TikkTok Says:

    Not just Vegas, but you’re getting married there, after an evening of imbibing. I DO think it’s brilliant. Congratulations! 😆

  2. Serena Says:

    You’re taking TD on a casino cruise off the CA coast, where you will spend hours drinking and laughing, then try to seduce him with a GG lap dance where he will devote himself entirely to you. But if that doesn’t go as planned, and he remains the same numb-nut he has been with his mixed signals, you’ll toss him over-board and then blog about all your alibis so that we could vouch for you. 😉

  3. stevesw Says:

    OK, if you insist, “*insert sarcasm here*” I say you and TD to Vegas.

  4. If it’s Vegas, I hate you. Not like a big hate…. just a small one, because I need to go.

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