So I ‘unhid’ my Match profile this morning before work and some sort of alarm must have gone off to all the unsuitables in town. Boy do I feel popular. Not.
One of the 1st to send me a lame wink however was none other than an adorable blonde guy. Who winks at me all the time. And has had me as a favorite forever. And who never bothered to respond to the 1 e mail message I actually did send. And who I’ve been out with before. Duh.
Of course it just isn’t in my DNA to let well enough alone, so I wrote him. An e-mail with the subject line ‘It’s really too bad…..’ and the content that went a little something like this:
Thanks for the wink. Unfortunately, you’ve winked at me several times over the past year. It’s a shame that you don’t remember doing so. It’s also a shame that you don’t remember actually meeting me a few years ago. I think you’re adorable, and wish you the best of luck. Even though you aren’t actually 6′ tall like you claim to be. 🙂
Yup, I’m going to be single for a very long time to come …………