Yup, you guessed it. ME! I love Mexico. Just about everything about it. The sun, the beach, the locals and of course, the tequila. When in Rome, right? The invitation to go came as a complete surprise. I would love to spend New Years on the beach just relaxing and soaking up some sunshine. I couldn’t think of anything better.
Oh wait, yes I could. Had the invitation come from someone that I actually know and like instead of some random name dropping perv on Match, that would have been better. Nonetheless, I’ve decided to go. Who am I to pass up a free trip like that? And who knows; maybe his freezer won’t be large enough to store all the dismembered parts of my body…….