No, I don’t mean a moral one, thank you very much. Well, actually, I probably do, but whatever; that’s a post for another day.
So I met my 1st date since my unethusiastic re-entry into the online cesspool of dating Wednesday for coffee. Ha! And I was even the one to suggest such a lame date! We met at Starbucks. Or what I actually thought was Starbucks but was actually Paradise Bakery. And proceeded to debate with my poor, befuddled date about where I was. I swore I was at Starbucks. Yeah, who’s a functional illiterate now? That would be me! 🙂
Anyway, after some awesome banter and shitty direction giving, he appears. And was adorable. In a 2 inches shorter than me and very broad chested sorta way. We had a great time. He’s funny as hell, called me out on all my shit and am pretty sure he’s in love with me. Or not. Honestly, I have no idea if I was attracted to him at all, but I would totally adopt him as my best friend. We spent an hour together just laughing and having fun. No clue if we’ll meet up again, but at least I didn’t want to shove a rusty fork in my eye. Or his…….
Not a bad way to start things off……..