So we’re all pretty aware that I think a ‘wink’ is the lamest form of initial contact on a dating website. We also know that I’ve been known to use it from time to time. Usually because the guy doesn’t interest me enough to actually read his profile or I actually have read his profile and find pretty much nothing appealing aside from the fact that I think he’s hot. Don’t even act surprised to hear how superficial I can be; it’s no big secret.
Out of all the options for contacting and trying to win the key to my heart (or at least access to my lime green granny panties), a wink is the surest way to make sure that that never happens. Is it that difficult to string just a few words together that show me that you actually read just part of my profile? That you know the slightest something about me other than the fact that I’m tall and blonde? (well, auburn this week 😉 ) I guess so.
I got fed up (again) by the multitude of stupid winks I’ve been getting so being as passive aggressive is my primary language, I opted to add a special little snippet to my match.com profile. What do you think?
I’m much more likely to respond to an actual e-mail. Doesn’t have to be a long one, just needs to take a tiny bit more effort than a wink. I’m just sayin’….think about it; you wink; I wink back; now we’re right back where we started
Give me credit for not making it as bitchtastic as I could have. I actually thought it would be less than pc to write what I really wanted to.
Don’t send me a wink. It’s lame. You’re lame. Put some effort into this please.
Want to know how well putting this little gem in my profile has worked? I got 12 winks today. Yey me.