So as I’ve ruled out The Hunter as a potential
purchaser of free drinks for me date due to his stellar taste in photographs to post of himself, I was left with one other potential douchebag option. He actually seemed normal (damn, how my standards have changed) in that he could carry a ‘conversation’ and was always very quick to respond to my messages. Hell, he even had decent pics. And one even in a suit! Okay sure, one actually was of him in a swim suit, but there was also one of him in a business suit. Sure, he was on Plenty of Freakin’ Idiots, but so was I, so maybe he’d be the one normal one? Anyway, after a few days of lame banter back and forth he suggested we meet up for a drink ‘sometime’. I, being the lush fearless one in meeting all guys internet related replied with a ‘sure, I’d love to meet up’. I even went so far as to put the ball back in his court by adding ‘my schedule is fairly flexible next week, so just let me know what works for you’. And like clockwork *poof* he’s gone. Nope, not his profile, just his responses. He never answered back. At first I figured maybe he only plays internet dating dumbass from work, so it didn’t bother me that I didn’t hear from him over the weekend. Then I pulled my head of my ass and figured oh wait, maybe he only plays internet dating dumbass from work so that his wife and kids don’t catch him on there at home. Yeah, that sounds much more accurate!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the point of being on a dating site to actually meet people? I can’t tell you how many times guys have seemed so funny and nice and normal until it comes time to actually man up and meet. And they disappear. So very strange to me………..then again, most of what I’ve encountered online over the past 2 years has been.
Back to the drawing board……….. and by drawing board, I mean online dating cesspool 😉