I absolutely love when I do stupid shit. And by love I hope you’re all well aware that I mean hate. So anyway a while ago, a long while ago, I signed up for something. Something that kinda interests me, but mainly because the guy that wanted to do it interested me. So I agreed. And signed up. And paid a big ole’ fee for doing so. And then forgot about it. Until I got my study materials in the mail last weekend. Study materials on how to learn to sail. Yup, you read that correctly. How to sail. And I live in a landlocked state with the saddest excuses for man-made lakes ever.
Want to know the best part? I’m not worried in the least about seeing TD. Or about getting sea sick and throwing up all over him (actually that might be funny). Or about getting along with the 2 other people who were assigned to learn with us. I am worried about what to wear. Something that says ‘look what you passed up dumbass’ without being totally ridiculous for sea-wear. I don’t think they even make cute boat shoes. I’m guessing full makeup and heels might be inappropriate? 😉 What matches a chest squishing life jacket?
Oh, and did I happen to mention that it’s supposed to hit 100 on Saturday?