So as anticipated, the two cuties that I sent a lame 1 line message to on Match looked at my profile and then didn’t respond. Idiots. Honestly, I know better. I write terrific messages (much better than my blog posts…….really ;-)) and I just didn’t put the effort in. I’m also wondering if my profile comes off as a bit bitchy. I know, shocking coming from me, right?
Anyway, as I was busy napping and beating myself up for messaging TD yesterday, I was the lucky recipient of not one, but two cringe-worthy messages from
losers bachelors on Match. I have to wonder how ‘lucky’ these two get with their awesome approach:
Bachelor #1 ~ “Hi!!!!!!!!!! I love your smile! Do you like to swim?” ……… uhm, what a randomly creepy thing to ask? Do you think he’s going to invite me out on his boat and push me overboard or try to run me over with his propeller? I think I’ll pass.
Bachelor #2 ~ a lovely 28 year old who sends me this: “You are beautiful. Please call or text me tonight. Doesn’t matter how late.” And he proceeds to send me his cel number. What the hell? If I want to be text messaged a penis picture I could just….oh wait, I don’t ever want to be text messaged one of those…….
I must say that internet dating is especially depressing this week………….