Yup, I made the big splurge and bought a new mattress set. Can’t stand spending money on things like this ’cause really, if I’m going to slap down a big ole’ chunk of change it better come with a bike ride (or twelve) and a never-ending supply of cocktails. Actually, maybe it will come with a bike ride (or twelve). Maybe its like that whole ‘if you build it, they will come’ thing. Yup, meant that one totally literally – pun entirely intended. 🙂 Ye’ ole’ mattress seems to have outlived it’s usefulness. Damn thing only had a total of 2 visitors besides me and my dogs over the past 8 years. Oh wait, did you all just laugh? I’m serious! I’m really not the whore that I claim to be. Anymore. In my own bed. 😉 I’m kinda hoping this next mattress only has one occupant besides myself (and my dogs) and that I find him pretty damn soon ’cause a filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Speaking (not really) of one of the two occupants of the old mattress, Match has decided to send me mutual matches today. A group of lovely bachelors with whom I am a 95% mutual match. And yes, out of the thousands of
dipshits bachelors on match in my area, one of the 6 that they sent me today was TD. *sigh* I wonder if he gets tired of being sent my profile as well. 😉