43 & Single – Heaven Help Me, I've Resorted To Internet Dating!

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Well Crap, Now What? June 10, 2012

Filed under: internet dating — Grey Goose, Dirty @ 5:09 pm

Haha.  Makes it sound like I’m taken, huh?  As the 2 of you know we all know, that’s not the case.  Before I deleted my profile from match though, I went through my in-box (not sure why, but that’s just always sounded dirty to me).  The amazingly random messages that I found waiting for me kind of confirmed my need for a break.  A really long one:

1) I just got back from my 1st kickboxing class.  It was hard and I sweated a lot.  I think I loved it, but am not sure yet.

2)  I hope you’re enjoying your weekend.  I just got back from walking my dog and looking at the clouds.

3) Hi

4) Hi, how are you?  I love just looking at the mountains and enjoying the scenery.

As much as it’s never been a dream of mine to date a schizophrenic, I have to wonder if these guys really thought we were in the middle of some sort of internal conversation and they just opted to put their next thoughts in writing?  Do you know how much vodka I could have bought for my 3 month membership cost that I totally pissed away?  I actually have one full month left, but as my profile is now hidden from view, I’m guessing I won’t be getting many dates out of it. 😉

I logged on to OkStupid to delete that profile as well and had some equally stellar messages waiting for me.  Along with a very complimentary one from a fairly attractive guy.  Go figure.  Of course, when I read his profile, he’s just ‘looking to have some no strings attached fun’.   As much as that might actually do me some good, that’s just not how I’m hard wired these days.  Oh well …….

 

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7 Responses to “Well Crap, Now What?”

  1. Copy and paste every single inbox message (if you’ve kept them) and create a blog series based on them. At least get your money’s worth in humour from the stupidity. LOL

  2. singlewhitefemaledating Says:

    Hah… poor guys, they sound like they are bored out of their brains!!! They would have their date wanting to strangle them within an hour of being around them. BETTER OFF SINGLE I SAY – DELETE 😀

  3. JennyExiled Says:

    I got a message on OkCupid that said, “I’d definitely put it in your butt :)” – complete with the smiley. WTF? Seriously.

  4. lifeandothermisadventures Says:

    http://okcenemies.tumblr.com/ Enjoy!


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