I can’t remember the rest of it. Kinda think it’s ……. another year wiser. If it is, I would like to dispute that theory. Wanna know why? Well, it’s that time of year again. The time of year when I debate changing the name of my blog from 43 and single to…… *gasp* 45 and single. Crap. You know what happens when you hit 45, right? You get thrown into the next age category on all the surveys. Bleck. You know what else happens? Your health insurance sky rockets and you get thrown in with the old farts as far as invitations to those new Match ‘mixer’ events go. Boo.
So yes, yet another birthday of mine is on Wednesday and as is par for the course, I have not told anyone in my ‘real world’. Not sure why I’m such a dipshit about that, but I am. There is one person that knows, but we’re not going to talk about him. Oh yeah, and my twin sister knows, but as I’m not presently talking to her (nor do I think she’s even noticed), I have no clue what I’ll be doing. There is actually a Match event that evening, but it’s across town and do I really want to go to a potentially
horrible awesome singles event an hour away on my birthday? Ugh. Even though it will be my last to be invited to with the ‘young kids’. 😉
I looked back at posts from my birthday last year and guess what? I’m in the same fucking place I was last year! Just replace Webster with TD. Damn it. I swear I’m done pinning my happiness on unworthy people. I was kinda hoping that the birthday fairy would grant me my wish of not being single for this birthday, but the bitch must be on vacation. Or have my wrong address. I also had a fortune cookie about a month ago assure me that I was in for something amazing before my birthday, but that damn cookie lied to me too.
What should I do for my birthday? Should I post another ‘one day only’ picture for you
2 all to see, just for the day, so you can see who I am and what a 45 year old internet dater looks like? I bet some of you think I’m a bit scary and that’s why I seem to have such a challenge but really, I think my personality is worse than my looks. 😉 Plus you all can lie to me for the day and boost my ever waning ego …….