Let’s see, since I’ve turned 45, E-Horror has apparently deemed me undateable as they have stopped sending me more than one match a day. I’m actually kinda taking it personally that they have dropped me from 9 a day to one. Boo. I may have to go back to making fun of them! Assholes.
I cancelled a date with a midget tonight. Okay, so he’s probably not technically a little person, but to me he is. He lives far, he’s only 5’9″ and I’m just not in the mood. I have 3 days to get 6 days worth of work done this week. No time to waste meeting a guy who I could potentially use as a coffee table. 😉
I leave on a cruise on Saturday. Yey? Not sure. This was my ‘if you build it, he will come’ Field of Dreams theory cruise. The one I was going to book for 2 people just knowing that I’d have someone that I wanted to bring along with me. Uhm, yeah, not so much. As a bonus, instead of going on one of my patented pre vacation crash diets, I’ve opted to go in an entirely new direction and have gained 9 lbs. Awesome. The first skinny bitch that comes to sit by me for shade gets tossed overboard.
What, you may ask, am I doing screwing around on the computer if I’m supposedly so busy? Uhm, yeah, I work better under pressure, so I’m giving myself today off 🙂 No need to try and understand my logic. It doesn’t even make sense to me……